jenthesoprano:
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
Dita von Teese (via drunkblogging)
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
dumbl-edore:
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
clavid:
i hate when celebrities know they’re a fucking joke so they try to ham it up and play into their caricature all tongue in cheek when really they should be trying to prove they’re not such a 1-dimensional person that the world already has figured out (taylor swift)
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
farahbear:
was that a horcrux
paperwhale:
claydols:
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
fishtwigz:
bryko:
EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS GAME IS TERRIFYING
CARL’S HEAD IS A FREAKING TRIANGLE
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
amoying:
darrynek:
rneerkat:
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
science is upon us more than ever